4/27/2009

Soilent Green is People!

If you are really fat and then you lose a lot of weight people will say "wow you look amazing, congrats!"

If you stop smoking people will say "wow, that is great, congrats!"

If you meet a stranger and they ask you "what do you do" and you tell them "I rape strangers for a living" they won't believe you.

If you fart in an elevator and there is only one other person in there with you and then you turn to that person and say "it wasn't me" they won't believe you.

If you don't have a foreign accent and speak clear English people may not believe you when you tell them you have a hard time pronouncing certain words such as Swedish and/or October.

I now understand why so many meat eaters have a problem with some vegetarians. It's because a lot of the time vegetarians have contempt for meat eaters. It's almost like they think that they are better than meat eaters. As if meat eaters are barbaric and one step away from being cannibals, and that might threatened them because vegetarians may fear that one day a meat eater might eat them. The fact of the matter is Soilent Green is PEOPLE!!

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